While this probably isn’t important to you, I still feel a need to share. First of all, you are more than welcome to come to my office and check under my desk for bodies. I promise you that there aren’t any! My floor is concrete with carpet covering it. I couldn’t dig a hole under there without ripping up more than it’s worth.
Secondly, I am NOT nor have I ever been a pychopath or sociopath. I know you’re already thinking that only a true psycho/sociopath would say such a thing, but it’s true. I could never hurt someone as is described in this story…..and live with the consequences. Besides, anyone who knows me knows that I can’t keep even a little secret which means that I would end up telling people what I was doing. So no, the teacher in the story is NOT me, but yes, the teacher in the story is based on me and some of the details outside of the killing are actually based on real life. Almost all of the victims are based on real students who have been in my classes. Many of them know that they are victims in my story and have laughed with me over their sections. (Maybe they laughed out of fear; I don’t know…..)
I wrote this story for many reasons, the first of which is that I simply thought it would be funny. I’d been dealing with a lot of depression in my life at the time I sat down to write it and I needed to laugh. I realize that much of the story is totally unrealistic and could never possibly happen, but that is the point. It is not meant to be realistic. It is not like Dexter where everything in that story really and truly COULD happen and Dexter really and truly COULD get away with serial killing for years at a time. Besides, that show is not in the slightest funny. There are a few comical moments, but only because the humor is so twisted. I wrote Murder Well Out with the full intention of writing it just to be funny and to have fun with it.
One of my very favorite movies is Arsenic and Old Lace. Yes, that is exactly where I got the idea for the poison in my story from. I love that there are these two very sweet older ladies who are killing men because the men are all alone in the world–and Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha feel that they are doing these men a service by killing them! It’s so incredibly crazy, but it works. I see the teacher in my story as an “Aunt Abby/Aunt Martha” type who is someone NO ONE would believe could ever be a serial killer because she’s just so well liked (loved) by her students and co-workers.
So, yes. Any connection that you recognize back to Arsenic and Old Lace is very much intended by me, and that includes the title. Although, I have to admit to a bit of a faux pas there. I’ve watched AOL more times than I can count (I’ve shown it for a good five or six years, every semester in my literature classes) and every single time we watched it, when Mortimer is asking Aunt Abby where his notes are, he tells her about a murder mystery he saw at the theater called Murder Well Out–well, that’s what I THOUGHT he said. Then I took the time to read the play and realized that I had misheard Mortimer all these years; he actually says Murder Will Out! But I like my misunderstanding title, so that’s why my title is what it is!
I am also a huge fan of Edgar Allan Poe. I will read anything that has his name attached to it. I am fascinated by his style of writing. Anything you read in my story that makes you think of Poe is very intentional on my part. I am not trying to steal from Poe in any way. Anyone who has read Poe’s works knows them well enough to know the references to his stories that I use in mine. I hope that my story honors Poe, but at the same time, demonstrates my own writing style.
Finally, I wrote this story back in November 2012 for NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) where the writer is challenged to write 50,000 words in 30 days–no revisions, just writing for a month to get a good draft written. As I am posting the chapters to this blog, I am doing A VERY LITTLE bit of revision within each individual chapter. I know that there are inconsistencies and major changes that need to be made, but at this time, I am simply having fun sharing the original story as it was written (for the most part) with you. When/if I am ever able to publish my story, the inconsistencies, etc. will be corrected, so I hope you’ll stay with me through to publication!!!
Feel free to share thoughts. Just remember to couch your negative comments in a positive way!!!! 🙂